A fork of Rural Dictionary
An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.
Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump
When you see the bear cross the road or get a solid strike and let all the dogs out at once
I was driving down the road last night and ol slew foot ran across in front of me so I gave him the super dump
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.
John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.
The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.
I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind