A fork of Rural Dictionary
An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.
Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump
When you see the bear cross the road or get a solid strike and let all the dogs out at once
I was driving down the road last night and ol slew foot ran across in front of me so I gave him the super dump
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
When in a group, one has to go take a poop, stating he's taking one for the group.
"I need to take a dump," "Go for me will ya?" "I got you! I'll take a battle dump!"
When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts
I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.
The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.
I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.