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Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 06, 2024

Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.

tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

by orangecrocs4life May 09, 2021

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.

Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts

by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023

Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature

That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker

by DeathProfit November 12, 2018