A fork of Rural Dictionary
A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
an annoying twink that just does the most
that twinker twat stays doing the most for the dl football player
A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.
B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.
C. A female that gives twat very easy.
D. someone who is acting stupid
Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.
A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.
It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.
verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.