A fork of Rural Dictionary
A foul disgusting vagina.
Damn bruh Tessa got trench twat like mad
The female version of the teabag
I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
Something you say when a twat is talking shit.
Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"
An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.
My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.
No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week