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Twat squat

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

by Assclap90k November 18, 2023

twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.

My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.

by SevenEvils April 19, 2015

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

Pig twat

Brittany martin

Brittany martin is a pig twat yo...you ain't ever seen such a selfish dope smoking face Pickens 💩

by Gyeahh October 08, 2022

Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 16, 2023