A fork of Rural Dictionary
Australia's worst beer. Queenslanders drink it like water because they have no tastebuds. In the Southern states, it's marketed to bogans whose tastebuds have been completely shot after a lifetime of smoking 50+ durries a day.
"What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Great Northern or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Jeez... I'll take a crab juice."
Sibling's great-granddaughter.
My great-grandniece is a good person.
Grandparent’s half-first cousin.
My half-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.
1. The grandson-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandson of one's spouse's sibling.
My great-nephew-in-law is a good person.
The Great Kneey Knauer lives in the heart of Knauers, Pennsylvania. He requires you to rub your fist on your knees when you pass the exit along US Route 222. While you rub your fist on your knees, you must chant "Kneey Knauer's" and chant faster and faster until you pass the exit. If you don't do as required, The Great Kneey Knauer will curse you.
You must obey The Great Kneey Knauer or be cursed.
First cousin's great-great-granddaughter.
My first great-great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.