Country Dictionary

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

You have never seen a girl so beautiful like Maja H. But you have to take care of her future boyfriend Jan. He will beat you!

Look how beatiful Maja H. looks!

5’8 1/2, beauty girl. Large and IN CHARGE. Has a cat named LUNA. HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED ME. Listen, I love this girl with all my life. She’s the most intelligent, smart, academically inclined, smart woman. Get yourself an Angela, oh wait, YOU CANT BC NO ONE LIKE HER EXISTS AND WILL EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET UNTIL 2029 (we are planning to have children then). They say your woman is your life.

Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.

Man 1 - “hey is that Angela H. walking by over there?”

Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”

WOW

Casey L H is a lemon

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting

“Hey, would you like to shit without the H?”