Country Dictionary

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Diet Smoke

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

by CongoJSpin September 17, 2019

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes

by og pattis January 23, 2020

The smokeing man

The smokeing man is when your haveing sex with your girlfriend and in the middle of intercourse you light a cigarette and blow smoke into her butthole and have her fart in back into your mouth.

My girlfriend wants to try something called the smokeing man tonight.

by SaintedCrown911 January 30, 2021

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Baecmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023

Smoke a mist

To smoke on a blunt with keef on it

You tryna smoke a mist wimme?

by Seanpolo April 26, 2022