A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ferdinand a Spanish ass that lives for football although he can be a brat at times he is very nice and somewhat supportive of his closer friends he mostly hangs around girl because he is just like that and he is the biggest pervert on campus I loved it when he always used to ask me how my day ore weekend was I miss it a lot I miss the times when we would just be chill I miss the times when he had to teach me abt explicit topics because I was too big of an idiot to ever consider looking into stuff like that I miss the hugs I would give him from time to time I miss talking to him I miss him waiting for me when I was the last one in the classroom even though we weren’t as close before why did we grow so far if he were to ask me today how my day was ore talk to me instead of ignoring me I would burst a tear I miss him I miss us I miss the silly but sorta cute dynamic we had whoever he may talk to next please take care of him :)
Ferdinand .F he is very amazing
After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again
The only function in the world that satisfies ∫f(x)dx = f(x) and d/dx f(x) = f(x). Very dumb.
Question: ∫f(x) = f(x)
Because ∫f(x) = e^x
Therefore, the solution is e^x
When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.
1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion
"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.
Farting is easier when you F-O-C!