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when the penis is the farthest it can be inside the vagina

Hey Jessica, remember when I was in ya organs?
Yeah *limps*

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))

jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

ya mum

ya mum.

what kids scream after you insult them

"Your face is ugly." "YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!"