A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smackington, Penjamin, blinkington used for a puffington
Blud: yo you got benji? Slime: yoooooooo *huge dap*
Benji is the most cool and awesome and hot and the best person ever. He is so much better than anyone named Ben or Benjamin, because he’s just built different. Everyone should want to date him. He’s got hazel eyes, brown longish hair, and is kinda fat, but he’s still hot
Dammm that guy is so cool. He must be named Benji
A kid who has a small dick and smokes pot all day.
Dude this guys is such a Benji!
benji is the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet. he has these intoxicating brown eyes, and this sweet reactive smile, and boy, this contagious laugh. he’ll have you head over heals instantly. though all the benjis may not be the same, this one in particular is perfect. he makes you so happy. always. he will never leave you and will love you for infinity. you with love him with all your heart and won’t be able to stop. you’ll be so intoxicated in his love. it’s crazy how beautiful he is. his brown hair is perfect, and he will make you so happy. his love is so beautiful. he will make you the happiest girl in the world. now this benji, i’m talking about, is mine. nobody else’s. i hope you find your benji. and when you do keep him forever, never let him go.
“benji is so perfect i love him so much”