A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nag
Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*
A group sexual act involving at least two woman. One participate fingers one woman's vagina until it is red and raw(the strawberry ice cream). Then someone takes a diarrhea filled corn (the chocolate or caramel sauce and chopped nuts) on said vag, then another participant ejaculates (the whipped cream) on the vag and the other woman menstruates on top(the cherry).
Rachel promised her boyfriend a foursome but she's on her period and he ate some bad leftover Chipotle. So he suggested instead on cancelling they can all make an "Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundae."
Strawberry ice cream topped with chocolate or caramel syrup, chopped nuts, whipped cream and candied cherries.
Jimmy: "Hey Katie, wanna go grab some Banana Splits?"
Katie: "Sure, I'll go but I like Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundaes more than Banana Splits."
When the part of your brain that tells you to shut up doesn’t work
“Your mom so fat that she wakes up on both side of the bed”
“Haha”
“Well, your mom is dead”
“...”
“Dude what the f-“
“Sorry, I have Cindie-rella”
She is shy when meet some new people, but she is so warm and lovely person, so cute, but sometime she can cry in loneliness because some jerks. She can be the best friend and very cool sister that you ever met in your life.
Me : she is cindy jennifer, her name so cool but actually she is so cute.
When Carl blows on your pussy during oral for no good fucking reason.
"The oral sex wasgreat until he fucked it up with a Windy Cindy. We won't be fucking again."
Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements
Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up