A fork of Rural Dictionary
To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty
A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him
the act of using gravy as anal lube, then felching the gravy out with the semen
I was hungry and horny at the same time last night so I gravy felched some hood rat at the party.
When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.
The Rainbow Felch
Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.
A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch