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When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?
Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.
2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"
Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
cuddling in the shape of a funnel.
invited shawty over to funnel cuddle
"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.
To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.
A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.