Country Dictionary

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Grumpy Garfield

A Capping, pussy

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield

by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.

person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner? person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only

by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022

garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv

She sure is a Garfield Gooner

by Schizophrenic Urban June 07, 2024

Kendrick Garfield

Marjorie's man! He could intimidates you with his fierce look, but the more you know him the more you're wanting something more about him. He is the owner of soft speaking and calming words, which never failed to make anybody feel better. He clings like koala, yet born to be someone really reliable. He is really one of a kind, the realest and finest human being ever.

"That grumpy man, he is Kendrick Garfield, isn't he?"

by saintbiche July 30, 2022