A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who grew up under a rock, much like the protective Shire a Hobbit lives in. Once they leave the Shire, they experience life: sex toys, male strippers and lots of booze.
Seeing an embarrassed woman shying away from a male stripper, you think, "oh, she's such a Hobbit"
A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt
Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.
**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**
A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short