A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes
Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood
A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women
Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!
A gay/fruty trump supporter and/or republican
Mike is a Trumper Humper
A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!