A fork of Rural Dictionary
not having to wait an hour for a butter chicken in Lazeez
John Smith: "How come Ahmed got his tikka massalla before us?"
Jane Doe: "Beanie man was hooking a brother up"
A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.
Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.
I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia
Someone who supplies all your pot needs.
"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."
When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship
There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.
Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up