A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stupid word to scold people saying their penis is so filthy. the root of arguments
Wah lan eh, why u so late sia?
The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt
A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.
Hey look at that! It's a Shu lan frog!
One of the sweetest people ever, Lan Yu always stands up for the people she cares about. Many people are scared of her, but that’s because they’ve not yet gotten to know the funny person she is. She’ll argue loudly with a teacher but is too shy to order at Starbucks and risks death by mother everyday by sneaking takis into her home. She’s fierce and diplomatic but also very affectionate with the people she cares about. She does only what she wants to do and doesn’t let the world boss her around, which I admire her for. I’m so lucky to have Lan Yu as a friend and her crush better text her back or he’ll have more than he can handle. -AME
Lan Yu, i promise to buy you a birthday gift soon.
The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning
the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today
kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao! ni hao kai-lan!
Kailan is a girl who’s compassionate. Her positivity is infectious, and she has a remarkable ability to make those around her feel valued.
Kai-Lan is so funny and like really nice and pretty and beautiful i should really become friends with her