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Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone April 20, 2018

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024

$WAINS DUECE

Swains Duce. The most chivalrous, outgoing, handsome pimpish, gangsta son a gun you'll ever meet. Men want to be him, women turn into niagra falls when hes around, and he is the definition of big dick energy.your mom wants to fuck him, you dad wants him to stop dating your sister, and your dog goes to him even when he has no treats. He tought hugh Heffner how to be a play boy.

Bitch.

HOLY TITS IS THAT $WAINS DUECE??? HE KNOCKED UP MY MOM THIS MORNING AND ATE MY FRUIT SNACKS RIGHT AFTER. HES SO FREAKING SICK.

by Mr. Dr. Professor BBH September 10, 2020

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017

Poppin the Duece

Anal sex

Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy December 03, 2019