A fork of Rural Dictionary
when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?
nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.
A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.
"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."
When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.
This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.