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Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.

Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!

by crotchdong October 30, 2021

Moscow Bear Slinger

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.

Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.

by Ar2rias May 23, 2018

three finger slinger

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia

I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass

by Chesire water April 11, 2016

Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.

I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.

by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen December 01, 2024

grease slinger

A dishwasher who specalizes in cleaning grease

Guy 1, "Who is gonna clean all these bacon trays?"
Guy 2, "Jeff will, he's a grease slinger."

by LSDVoltagePCP June 05, 2017

bee slinger

A person who befriends another in order to win others affection/attention by bringing them into a group who, in turn, are the bee stingers!!! putting them in ARM's length of a bee swarm getting stung much much more - can be much more 'hurtful' than a bee stinger.

That b*tch brought me here just for show and tell??? She's such a bee slinger.

by misstwist July 20, 2010

Stick Slinger

An individual who slings a stick towards a target or animal. Commonly referred to as an archer or bow hunter.

He downed that animal with one perfectly placed shot. He's a veritable stick slinger.

by Stickslinger.com March 10, 2017