A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.
Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.
otherwise referred to as walp gisney.
"can't even have disney in utah man."
Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.
Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
Kisses that are just everywhere from the shoulder up
She really wanted Utah kisses but her girlfriend wasn't at her house.
Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.
Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!
Tricking a Mormon girl from utah into losing her virginity before she gets married, by using various techniques, and traps, but make sure no rape is involved.
Markus: Brodie I banged the hell out of Hellen Last night
Steve: Isn't she mormon, did you rape her?
Markus: Nah I pulled a Utah Switchup