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When lesbian vegetarians scissor.
I sat in the corner watching Melly and Kel veggie stack.
A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes
Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch
“Veggie maxxing” derives from the term being a veggie - extremely lazy
josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.
"So. What are you eating for dinner?"
"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."
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Reagan is the biggest Yellow Veggie
The act of penetrating a potato, celery or a carrot into the a-hole vigorously. Depending on preference before the penetration you or the person you are sexually pleasuring might like to take a big SHAT on the desired vegetable.
"Last night I got a juicy veggie moin, and Shaun SHAT on the carrot before sliding it into my tight anus"