A fork of Rural Dictionary
meaning you’re broke or you got no motion
I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets
The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.
Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?
When you misspell or autocorrect F**ks up the the name of famed Jedi Master, Mace Windu from Star Wars, played by Snakes on a Plane star, Samuel L. Jackson.
(Texting)
Guy 1: Who is your favorite Jedi from Star Wars?
Guy 2: I really love Mace Windy, the one with the purple lightsaber, Samuel L Jackson plays him so well
Guy 1: Did you mean Mace Windu?
Guy 2: Darn you autocorrect
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Windy City Retina - Ankit Desai, MD
*gets out of the elevator* “ bro I just made that shit a windy lift!”
a person who is a wannabe indie kidd therefore windie kidd. this type of person generally manifests in girls called evie who copy the styles of those around them. a windie kidd is also someone who buys their clothes from urban outfitters in an attempt to be indie, hipster or ∆lternative.
"Wow look at Evie, she's just bought the same skirt as Noor from urban outfitters."
"such a windie kidd"
The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!
Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!