A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “ “Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next” “I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“ “Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!” “Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
A semen collector is someone who spunks on a piece of clothing instead of using a tissue or condom to clean up. This are usually young people who can't hold it in
"Agit is such a semen collector no wonder why he has white stuff coming from his pants
Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation. Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector
the state of mind in which one is compelled to collect a certain category of objects (e.x. game consoles, books, etc), and will dig through old things to find random objects ti add to their collection
Joey caught a bad case of collector’s fever, recently he asked me if he could dig through my old games.