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alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.

Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims? Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.

by Donteatthat June 17, 2018

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.) the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.” girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.” girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 18, 2024

Dipshit NarNar Yoshi

when someone makes yoshi noises and its pissing you off

stop being a dipshit narnar yoshi

by CtrlK July 06, 2023

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

dipshite

sandwich of shit on white bread

Hey Phiebee, Stop being a dipshite and eat your sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kenmore Elite Washer October 24, 2010