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Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 23, 2021

anders holm

He is one of the creators and stars of the show Workaholics. He's a DILF. He's super funny and fucking hot.

Anders Holm is so hot.
I heart Anders Holm.

Anders Holm is yummy.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe March 12, 2022

hannah holmes

A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!

hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.