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The Cincinnati Plumbers Union

A term used to describe someone who is part of the homosexual community

"I heard you're gay" -John
"No way man I'm not part of the Cincinnati plumbers union" -Jack

by The DirtyOlive February 03, 2013

big dick plumber chick

1. a female who is equipped and experienced in processing oversized members.

2. a tranny hooker who eats assholes.

3. a well-endowed plumber whose Christian name is Richard, and happens to look like a woman.

4. bull-dikes

i was down at the pub, taking a leak in the bathroom, when all of a sudden i was jumped by a 300-pound big dick plumber chick.

by kgspeeniz2 April 16, 2011

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Noun: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the seven grandad of porno video games (yes retards of the interweb those actually #existed) and it is a faggy shitmix of what you would expect 80s attempt emulate pornhub. Plumbers Don’t Wear ties was an epic fail and nearly bankrupted its creator just like 2 girls one cup game ended it’s creator. Thanks to its failure no more shitty porn games were released to horny teens.

Jacob: Yo glen you ever heard of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties?

Glen: Only pedophiles and bitches play that game.

by ThyTrueWhorelord July 05, 2019

New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.

Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.

by Drumpfer May 18, 2016

abnormally high plumbers crack

when your ass crack is really high on your back

guy 1:how come katie isoms ass crack is showing even though shes not bending down
guy 2:its cause she has an abnormally high plumbers crack

by robbie janes September 05, 2010

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 26, 2003

Spin Plumber

Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.

Kellyanne Conway showed she was the ultimate Spin Plumber when she defended Trump's pussy-grabbing.

by polowordsmith January 17, 2017