Country Dictionary

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fucker puncher

hitting someone with your penis

I'm gonna use my fucker puncher on you

by Ahslover May 06, 2016

The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster August 17, 2012

Ham Puncher

One bad ass mother trucker

That guy is such a ham puncher. I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!

by sqwinch February 19, 2012

fuzz puncher

A woman who has sex with another women. Refers to when a women sexually stimulates another women using her fist.

I heard kelly and Jennifer are fuzz punchers. She said shes attracted to girls,oh so shes a fuzz puncher.

by Big dan teeg October 23, 2013