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Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.

Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.

by Chevyman95 September 30, 2021

saggy pug

Extra fat pug that can not move because his chin sags so much. vastly fat.

Your Mom is like a saggy pug!

by epic waffle December 18, 2013

Saggy tities

A really good thing about old women the best is liem fortnits mom saggy tities

Hey your mom has some nice saggy tities

by Broddik February 26, 2020

saggy headlights

Large, saggy tits which tend to protrude from bras.

Bill: "Bruh, your mom's saggy headlights burned my eyes out!"
Jack: "Sorry, it's not my fault."
Bill: "Whose fault is it then?"
Jack: " My dad's! He titfucked her good."

by XenosKhalden March 16, 2016

saggy bean

A bean like shaped vagina that smells like peas

"Wow the girl I slept with last night had a saggy bean!"

by Lolingbean March 08, 2016

saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.

"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"

by Lolingbean March 10, 2016

saggy knees

the moment when you look down at your pants and they sag around your knees.

Coleton: shit I've gotta change my pants I've got saggy knees.

by Terrence H of Cumberlandia January 22, 2018