A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.
“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”
Someone who bullies someone else and injures them
Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me
A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady