A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
My wife was so turned she couldn't wait for me to put my pork sword into her Throb Socket
Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person
Dave: I slept with your sister last night
Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
Finger blasting with a electric cord
John: I socket rocketed myself last time
Tom: your gay
When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket
The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored
Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)
Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.