A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.
Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!
The person who jerks off in the corner during an orgy, never gets any sex.
Brian was the thumper at our orgy last night.
You gonna get in on this or are you gonna be a thumper?
Every good orgy needs a thumper.
An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.
Was with the missus after work and we had a great time. Copped a stellar thumper that night.
A thumper is a person that gets the bag an is a boss ass nigga no questions asked.
That side nigga that fucked your bitch
That nigga thumper fucked your your bitch
a good song, when the DJ plays it the whole club starts going crazy
That new Da Baby song is a real thumper