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Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.

Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?

by John Henry Cabbott May 03, 2021

dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano

Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!

by therealconnorgriffith June 19, 2017

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 16, 2024

[The Piano]

The Piano is not a piano, it is not simply something that is the simple object of existance otherwise known as a acoustic, stringed musical instrument invented in Italy by Bartolomeo Cristofori around the year 1700 in which the strings are struck by hammers. It is played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands to cause the hammers to strike the strings.

Wow, that is The Piano!!!!!!

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

piano sonata no. 8

Verb, To ejaculate from the penis

Bro I just piano sonata no. 8 on that chick last night

by Epicdabber July 07, 2023

The Piano Man

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.

Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!

by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008

Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.

I want a Piano Failures

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022