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Smoked Coochie

When you vape and blow every last bit of the puff into a girls coochie. It only works when the male and female feel a sense of pleasure and is so powerful, the bitch needs to take a pregnancy test ASAP.

"Whatd you have for dinner?"
"Smoked coochie."
"Was it good?"
"Hell yeah!"

by The Big Thicc September 12, 2019

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

by Thick Johnson November 02, 2017

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 02, 2020

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 03, 2020

G-smoking

The act of smoking weed when you're getting the shit fucked out of your G-spot.

You should try G-smoking. It makes me cum everywhere!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron January 01, 2020

smoking a dingle

Popping a home made bong, made out of a drinks bottle a length of hose and a small metal socket for a bowl.

How about going and smoking a dingle mate?

by MrTydings January 14, 2018