A fork of Rural Dictionary
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
Sexy mint, Secment, Same thing. Secment loves to hang out with jimbo. He's also hated
Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person
Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato
Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...
Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."
A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.
I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!
I already told you I'm such a sexy baby aren't I right? Well at least I think so, I don't give a fuck if you don't care cause I do and that's all that matters.
A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element
I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.