A fork of Rural Dictionary
Most stupid man in the world with a very small dick
Nikos show me your small dick Nikos don’t wear your naples tshirt
a pedophile even tho he is 14 claims to have raped 2 people before he moved to where he is now kinda chill i guess but he makes everyone as uncomfortable as ronald and he is a huge dickbag hella full of himself and needs to stop telling people he has a big dick cause he doesnt
niko you narcissistic cunt why would to tell people you raped someone? thats not cash money you fat sack of teenage horomone bullshit
A very short person who will always make up things about his life because his insecurities get the better of him. So short that he speaks big and talk words to compensate for his midget height. Great with sex as a Niko can slip into any small objects during intercourse.
You man I was walking down my 'hood when all of a sudden some Niko jumped out at me with an Airsoft gun and tried to threaten me with it. I just jumped over it and went on my merry way.
The most perfect human being in existence, they'll be by your side when it counts the most. Also does a perfect British accent.
KAL: hey did u see niko being perfect today? Connor: yeah I saw them, what about it?