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Frodo Baggins

When you vomit, diarrhea, and cry all at the same time.

I had the flu so bad that I ended up Frodo Baggins everywhere.

by mattunderscore January 07, 2011

douche bo baggins

a male that is one of gayest dickfaced azz munkey little bitchasses you will ever meet.

he screams "MGAWA" at the top of his munkey lungs while in public places.

masturbates regularly to sailor moon and bob esponga.

a true dushawn mandick.

FO DRIZZLE

madeline: bruh what the fuck is he yellin.

Landon: nigga idk fuckin "mgawa" or some shit, hes such a douche bo baggins

madeline: word my nigga?

Landon: cheah son, gucci

by dookiebruhjohnsonfacenigga April 01, 2010

[fro-yo baggin]

to dip one's balls in to frozen yogurt and place them into another's mouth. Similar to tea-bagging, except with the addition of frozen yogurt.

Q: What did you do last night.

A:"I got fro-yo baggin'ed."

My boyfriend fro-yo baggin'ed cause I told him I had a sweet tooth.

I got brain freeze from performing too much fro-yo baggin.

When it's hot outside, there's no better way to cool off than a little fro-yo baggin.

by jeevers26 October 18, 2010

brown baggin bandit

When a male fingers his own asshole with a paper bag

I caught Eddie being the brown baggin bandit the other night.

by scrotum pierce October 15, 2003

Feeling a little Bilbo Baggins

A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".

Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?

by I need a holiday February 03, 2023

all the baggin and none of the naggin

A sales pitch used by whores hookers sluts prostitutes and spent bitches.

The slut whore told the john if he paid her she would fulfill all his sexual desires with" all the baggin and none of the naggin ".

by hard driver August 31, 2011

subway baggin

When you have to shit really bad on I35 and the only choice you have now is to put your legs up on the dashboard and blast ass into a Subway bag.

I'm 'bout to be subway baggin all over this bitch.

by subwaybaggins August 02, 2021