A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Benji is a poop so big that it clears out the family room. A Benji deuce clogs the toilet and has the most powerful scent of any poop. A Benji always comes from a girl.
How was your night with Cailey? It was good, except when I woke up this morning I found out she took a benji in my toilet. Not cool.
Benji is a kind, sweet and caring boy. He always takes care of people he loves and always makes the funniest jokes, he’s strong and loving and absolutely perfect
i love benji 💕
An amazing fine guy who happens to have brown hair and is 6ft tall everyone thinks he's ugly but I think he's a lovely sweet guy who needs a hot sweet blonde chick in his life
Benji the sweetest guy on the planet!
A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.
Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.