A fork of Rural Dictionary
The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.
Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood
A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head. Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.
EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!" "Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius." *swift slap to head* (optional face palm)