A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re fingering a butthole and you touch the tip of a hard turd.
Have you ever ET’d anyone?
Man, I was fingering Avery’s ass and I touched the tip of a turd waiting to go home.
Extra terrestrial.. meaning if someone calls you ET it means your extraterrestrial in weirdness
Cobie: “have you ever put your controller on your wang and see if it vibrates.”
Me: Nahhh that’s ET
ET is something that it’s so weird it’s extraterrestrial. Like if someone says something “sus” it would count as et.
If you say “ I like feet “ you’re et
A simple past tense verb of eat, which is notably included in the Scrabble dictionary.
I et some ice cream.
An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
Despite all the allegations, Et is still Mr. Bitches no matter how hard he denies it.