Country Dictionary

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Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.

Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.

by 1800cumshot August 03, 2019

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 22, 2021

felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum

“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”

by mf legend no diddy February 04, 2025

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 22, 2024

felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 08, 2022

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger February 07, 2016

eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 13, 2023