Country Dictionary

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Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.

Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 14, 2018

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb

Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"

by howdyhuman August 12, 2021

insertation

1)The act of inserting something somewhere
2) the feeling of inserting something

“Did you have an insertation when you put the money for the charity event in the jar?”

by Tisth day October 14, 2022

Reverse insertion

When a mans penis opens up to allow another mans penis to enter

Would you like to join me for some reverse insertion

by Jaquaviontaious April 26, 2021

Marranda Insertion

The act of a woman taking a man's cum in her mouth, and then forsing the cum into the man's butt hole.

The boss caught Tom and Sarah doing the Marranda Insertion in the breakroom.

by Pr_TickleButton December 21, 2011

da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion

Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024