Country Dictionary

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Idaho Beet Factory

When you pin your woman's legs back and creampie her, then proceed to puke in her gaping vag. Shake the hips to stir then squeeze her stomach tight for the tub-girl style volcano

Dude I got so wasted last night I gave that slam piece the Idaho Beet Factory

by IdaHoss April 29, 2023

Idaho payday

Leaving a gas station with a full tank of gas and 2 or more tobacco products.

Wow johnny filled his tank up and bought a roll or copenhagen, he just had an Idaho Payday

by Bagger_Vance July 14, 2017

Girlse, Idaho

"Sister" city to da predominantly-male capital-city metropolis.

In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

Idaho Straight

A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.

Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?

by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

by The shmiz December 21, 2019

Idaho surprise

When you find human excrement in a public place.

I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.

by April 16, 2023

Idaho

Idawhores: Whores from Idaho and whores who happen to go by the name of Ida. The word comes from the word Idaho. When you admit that you's a hoe who knows a lot of hoes, you take the conversation to Idaho. It's ghetto slang for a place that ultimately translates to "I'm the whore". The word Yudaho translates into "You're the whore". I know both Hedaho and Shedaho. He's the whore and she's the whore, if you need any background information on them.

"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023