A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling
the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh
Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.
Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch
‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’
A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.
Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.
I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.
I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.
My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”