A fork of Rural Dictionary
Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)
I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.
1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7
Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
A person who is free-loader. A person who greatly annoys you, or a stupid person.
Holy crap, get out of my refrigerator you damn leech raptor
Someone who bitches about everything, every hour, every minute, to every second and they drain the energy out of you like a leech
That person is a bitch leech they wouldn't stop bitching about how I was looking about her boyfreind, for like the whole day"
Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.
"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"
a girl who sucks balls!
that girl over there looks like a jocelyn leech.