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anyone who embraces Maga and trump
i m not going to trump s rally , its full of Maga Maggots
a supporter of the Maga Movement
I'm not going any where near that rally. its full of Maga Maggots
Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.
Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.
The complete and total removal of any and all influence exerted by the MAGA cult.
The government functions the way it was meant to now that all 3 branches and the media have all been de-MAGA-natized and we can all finally work with the same set of facts
A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
MAGA Mami.
A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.
They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.
She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.
She is a rare breed.
MAGA Mami
Did you meet Dan's new lady? She works hard. She's gorgeous. She doesn't want anything for free. She supports his dreams. She's The walking definition of a MAGA Mami!