A fork of Rural Dictionary
nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls
I wish i was a nigel maybe my girlfriend stayed with me then
A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting. He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit
To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.
'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '
Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.
Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.