A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shaun is a man that people have a lot to say about. Shaun is commonly called and referred to as a dog. Additionally, what people do have to speak on Shaun’s name about they keep those words underneath their tongue. For some reason nobody comes remotely close to saying what they have to say about Shaun to his face.
Man 1: I heard xy and z about Shaun. Did you hear?
Man 2: Yeah I heard that and more too. Let’s swallow like usual. We will be the cat’s that we are and keep it in our litter box.
Man 1: Amen to that man. After all we would just be some more cat’s walking into a dog’s den.
The sweetest boy, shaun’s have a lot of leng, they are so interesting that they will make your brain have an aneurysm! they have a GirlFriend Named MILLI! and will make your heart sing, they will give you lots of butterflies and overall are the best.
“wow milli you have the best shaun”
A fake friend who pretends to be real all the time
Hi there Shaun you know I have Louis vutton for sale , give me two more
shaun is one of the most unique people i’ve ever met. a relationship with him would be like no other. his girlfriend is the sexiest baddest smartest coolest person ever but besides that he’s pretty cool. shaun is understanding creative and open minded. he’s one of the most kind hearted people i’ve ever met. to have shaun as a friend is a blessing. he’s caring, considerate, smart, and such an interesting person. shaun is someone you could talk to for hours and not get bored of. shaun needs to be appreciated more for all hes done for others whether that be running errands for them or staying up until 5am making something for his girlfriend. i think we all need to do a round of applause for shaun and all his efforts. he may be racist sometimes but truly in his heart he is a good person. (he also has a cute little thick ass)
person 1: hey is that shaun?
person 2: yeahh dude you should see his girlfriend she’s bad as fuck.
person 1: omg is that shaun
person 2: yeah that’s shaun but everyone calls him little thicky boy.
simp.
Well, there he goes again, shauning for the girls that don’t even like him…
Shaun is a short Japanese dude who really likes anime and eating all sorts of random shit put together. Shaun will never have a life because he chose to not take music and he'll end up being a prison guard who teaches Japanese chess.
I kinda feel like a failure with a huge cock, I should change my name to Shaun